27 June 2007 June 27, 2007
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wee ~~~~ NO MORE PEER TUTORING !!!!

those who noe..i was involved in a peer tutoring program for the 1st half of the year..and..
IT WAS TIRING !
i din hav much to myself..much less my books.
i really wanted to quit but i felt that i was cheating the kids.
but i dint want my grades to FALL!
for your information. i failed my maths in mid-year (or did i say that before?)
i was really scared and this year is an important year for us sec twos.
i dun wanna go to a class i dun like!
hengg..it was cancelled. i dunnoe why..but my guess is that many did not turn up for the sessions. i dunnoe. maybe.
ANYWAYS. the good thing is that IT IS OVER. :D

and oh yah. about today ::
today we had our health checkup. the boys went 1st. den the girls slowly went in.
went in..had eyesight. den backbone =x
i got a good scolding for not wearing my brace.
BUT ITS OH SO INCONVIENT !
i din really wanna wear out.
it sort of sticks out ._.
oh well.
anyway xiaofei got a even worse scolding. xD i shall not tell u why! :D

anyway. the time ate into our PW lesson and our teacher came looking for us.
(by this time. the boys are already all done and shld be in the class waiting)
HOWEVER. our cher COULD NOT FIND THEM!
:O they are missing!!!!!
lols. since me and abi are the few of the 1st out, we were sent to look for them.
THEY MADE US RUN ALL OVER THE SCHOOL!!!!
in the end. they were in the library.
WHICH WE PASSED DUNNOE HOW MANY TIMES!
oh well. i was clever enough to call yijie but he din pick up of course. he sent me an sms back instead. if not. WE WOULD STILL BE RUNNING AROUND!

hm. quite funny actually. the boys kept laughing ._.

oh well. nth much to say actually. BYE THEN


24 June 2007 June 24, 2007
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i change my blogskin lers.
mainly for the song. Friends Forever.

these few days. i was like go out in the car, and well i always listen to my phone songs during the journey..and i jus got the Friends Forever song from a friend and when i listened to it. i suddenly become very emo. den i suddenly realised the seriousness of this year. it will be our last year together as 2e5/1e5.

really wish we could be together. even when we have jobs and all. wouldnt it be great? lookin back at the past.

2e5 has gone through things together. love, hate, friendship, kindness.

if i had a chance to choose a path all over again. i would still choose to be with 2e5. even though it may be short, it may be sweet. the laughter, the claps, the screams, the teacher's anger, smiles.

this is the 1st time i really felt so much for a class.

jus wanna say. a really big THANKYOU for the times u guys made me laugh, smile..even cry. rock on.

thankyou 2e5. will never forget you guys. we will still be FRIENDS FOREVER.


22 June 2007 June 22, 2007
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sryy..these few days oso nvr update..sryy worr..

TODAY VERYYYYYYY HAPPY !!!!

whyy?

cause i got my favfavfav LOLI !!! YUMMMMMM~~~
seesee! so colourful and MOST IMPORTANTLY...its SWEET!!!!
yummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
okays..enough abt that..
today main thing that make me happy is.......I GOT NEW NICENICE CLOTHES !!!!
today i woke up lerr..den my mummy call..ask us wan come jurong east anot..den i say OF COURSE..den we chiong over lorr..SURPRISE!!! alot of damn nice clothes !
i not greedy..i jus buy 2 dresses and 1 short jeans ^^ got 1 of the dress is i LOVEEEE!!!! its navy blue..VERY NICE !! den another dress is my mummy choose der.. she say very cute.. den its very retro..cause like 80 Century will wear der xD hahs. its bright pink with white stripes. both i find very 'sexy' la..but den my mummy say..NO LA..okok. i was like DAMN SEXY ok! both is abit bare back and the pink der.. still can be like tube dress ! omg. i reli wont dare wear like that outside lor..hahs.. i reli love the navy blue der dress lor.. i tink later if got take pic den let u all see ^^

okokays..sayonara for now! =)


18 June 2007 June 18, 2007
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haishh..now abit siann of bloggin ler..like nth to blog der..
MY LIFE IS UN-INTERESTING!
lols.

anyways..
THIS IS MY HUNDREDTH POST! (not that its like really important)
hahs.

since i have nth to say...well..be random ba xD
I LOVE YOUTUBE!
it has all my favourite shows! well..maybe not all BUT got most!! hahs..
recently keep siao-ing Zhong Ji Yi Ban/KO One ! SOOO COOL!
love dadong...in te show soo 'dumb' in other words..CUTE !
LOVE YA DADONG! whoops..dun forget S.H.E ! MY DARLINGGS! xD

okok..byby for now..go youtube ler!


17 June 2007 June 17, 2007
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this is a short post allright?

jus wanna add that these few days very funny..cause my brother,me,jie suddenly hooked to a game..its on tian cai xiang qian chong! hahs. its like. we have to follow a beat den jus say a chinese thing. like. yi fu..den the next person mus say 1 jian! den mus ask a question..like yang fang..next person 2 zhuo! den continue lor..hahs. VERY FUNNY. why? cause last night we were at my uncle house..den after we eat ler right..we play leh..like den my cousin eating den keep laugh..den my niece oso gonggong..den oso jus laugh xD

okays..i gtg ler..nid help my mummy take some photos..will update later!

PS. the next post will be my HUNDREDTH post! wee~ x)


13 June 2007 June 13, 2007
**sryy ppl..i cant figure out how to put these pics in order..err..bear with it allright?

THANKS TO THESE PEOPLE! MY DAY WAS SUPER DUPER FUN!! LOVE YA LOADS! **muacks!

the one and only hamster pic!

LAME-O!!!


looks sad..


hmm..wads that?
ROAR!! why cant i get it?!?!
the HORNY DOG!
cause..he was trying to reach the little girl in the woman's hands!



VIVO! cool chairs~



PET SHOP! aww..this dog is small..2mths old..very tiny.. looks so sad
hmm..looks like they are waiting for someone?
seems bored ler.. hahs
reminds me for camellia's dog!




BUGIS STREET!




saw this BIGBIGBIG fan in bugis street!




VIVO! lols..they are cam crazy~ i jus put a phone in front of them and they thought i was goin to take a picture..which i did xD
walkinn in the rain~
lols. saw this cute girl lookin at us during the water fight..xD






VIVO! FEETS!





WATER FIGHT!
the toplevel overlooks this playground..
SWINGING MAN! i 1st saw..i tot was real xD
randomm~






NEOPRINT SHOP






fell in love with this lights when 1st step in neoprint shopp xD






COOL ! this is actually backgrounds for the neoprints. its funn! flipflipflip! i purposely include the black background..very funky.. xD
VIVO!






our feet in the water!






hhas. backs! cailing,camellia,jasminn,me!
chiochio! jasminn,camellia!









June 13, 2007
UPDATES !

yesterday was FUN!

i woke up at 7.30AM..actually wan wake up at 6.30AM der..but den the night before i slept at 2AM++,, watch ZHONG JI YI BAN with my jie~ hahs. so overslept lor~ anyways..after i cook breakfast for kor n jie ler..i start prepare go out ler~ i left home at abt 9.50AM++

go meet kellyn ler den go lot 1 together..we re the 1st..so we wait for the others..den kellyn keep say wan scare the others..but den keep no chance..so din scare dem lor..hahs. when all come ler we go BUGIS!

crapp alot on MRT..got quite alot of time to waste..hahs.

maybe got too much time to waste ler..i suddenly found a game in my phone and its like soo funny and we keep playplayplay den forget the stop ler! lols. we went to KALLANG. we realise ler den faster get off la..den wait for the other train to go back.. KALLANG scary..there very quiet..

FINALLY REACH LER!

went mac 1st~ eateat ler den go walkwalk

we go buy tickets(SHREK 3) 1st..denn go find NEOPRINT SHOP! denn after we take neoprint ler~ we go crazy all around bugis junction and bugis street! hahs....will show u guys the photos later!

abt 3.00PM ler...movie goin start soon..so we go back bugis junction and buy POPCORN. shared with jasminn..

abt 5.30PM++ movie end ler,,xinyi keep say i very noisy during the movie..jasminn oso xD sryy ppl! but i is like that der mahh...xD

denn camellia say wann go VIVO buy CHOCOLATE. so we take bus go VIVO lor,,

reach VIVO ler camellia buy choco ler.i suggest we go the TOP LEVEL playplay..but the one i was referring to was not the one we went to..lols. anyways we had ALOT of fun playing in the water..hahs. LOTS OF PHOTOS here! =)

they keep bully me der!!! i so wet..i even got bombed! xD lols everytime go out play or something..is i always get bully der ! that sentosa trip with 2e5'07 oso der...i got bullied like !!!!

den raining ler we go PETSHOP..aww..the doggies were soooo cute! oso got a dog very horny xD the sales person say der! hahs. oso got alot of photos..

denn after that we almost wan go home ler..but cailing wan buy some food to eat 1st..so we go OLD CHANG KEE. den we took 188 back to choachukang. wa...this bus ride is like....1HOUR++..i sit till i almost wan puke ler..

back at lot 1..we bought some food to take home eat.. =)
i was helping kellyn take something denn when i nid to alight frm bus ler i say...kellyn!! she still say wad? lols! she forgot her thing withh me! xD

end of VERY SUPER DUPER FUN DAY!

P.S photos on another post..



**THANKS GIRLS. for making this day a day i will never forget~ love ya loads..muacks! <3


12 June 2007 June 12, 2007
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ok this will be a little rushed(cause i nid to go meet them soon) and oh btw. i may not be updating so often nowadays. cause my internet connection seems to have some problems..i will try to update as often as possible.


i jus wanna show u guys some pics i took last night (;

Steps to looking nicenice(dont work on me)

1)BOMB ur closet..den use a boat to paddle around and find clothes

2)Choose your favourite (;
3) add earrings, necklace blahblah~

4) and VOLIA!

and if u dun feel like folding your clothes back nicely. JUS STUFF IT IN! xD

okays i would reli like to upload the stuffed pic but I DON HAVE TIME LER! ahh! dun wan late =x

okok..byby =)

PS. in case you were wondering..WHY IS THE FOURTH PIC taken in the TOILET?

cause..my rm der mirror very small..i wanted to go my papa rm der..but its like 1AM?!?!?! so. no choice lor. but actually. the toilet der 'lighting' quite good xD



June 12, 2007
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haish. i dunnoe tomolo wan wear wadd.. give me suggestions? i dun wan wear till like very formal. but den i oso dunwan too casual...aiyo..so headache..but by today mus decide...i always. late der..tomolo cannot late..dun wan dey all dere wait for me nia =x okok..i go get bomb den bomb my closet..easier to find clothes. xD

byes for now!

P.S my hundredth post is coming soon!


11 June 2007 June 11, 2007
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yay! i finish HALF of my english holiday assigment ler..wa..tired. let me tell u why....

LONGLONGAGO~(which was like 10+hours ago)
me,bro,sis. VERY SIAN. why? cause my papa fed up ler. we everynight dunwan slp den keep go use internet...den papa noohappy. den u noe wad he do? HE GO SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET! temp la. he oso nid use der leh. den its like the whole night we nth to do. haish. den how? dunnoe. lor. at 1st i dunnoe der. i keep at papa rm watch show..VERY NICE..more abt tis later. den i go my kor rm i ask..got 'a show' anot..den my kor say dunnoe. dun tink so. den he told me abt the internet shutdown thing. den i was like REALLY? den aiyo. nth to do ler. den my kor say we play monopoly la! den i was like... OK! =) throughout the whole game veryyy fun. hahs. we keep tell my jie dun listen music la. stop singing la. concentrate on game la..den okok..we playplayplay. MAUHAHAHA. i got build hotel! den they keep owe me MONEY$$! wahhahahaha. everytime my jie land on my property hor.. she will say. I CROAK LER. u noe the shrek 2? the frog? yah. i croak ler. lols. den she keep do the WHATEVER & ANYTHING ad..SO DUMB. xD den when she nvr land on my property hor..she will say.. WA! HENG ARR.. den will very happy..very enthu. lols. in the end, I WIN! my total MONEY is,,,,, $8050! weee~ my jie BANKRUPT . my kor still got like $1000+ ba. after sell property and all. hahs. den after game. we go slp ler lor. zzzZZZ

the show mentioned. i dunnoe the title la. but its abt this VERY YOUNG couple. 16+ nia. the boy(Jiafu) got the girl(Ruonan) pregnant and dey run away frm home cause the girl parent dun wan them be together. wan the ruonan abort. den dey run away lor. then their fren help them find a very old and nobody noe der place let them live there lor. its like very romantic and very 'real' lor. very nice~ in the end. dey stay together. the ruonan father thought it through and let them be together lor.. very sad and GAN DONG!

okokays..byby for now (:


10 June 2007 June 10, 2007
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YAY! i got the S.H.E and 飞轮海 der 7-11 CALANDER! wee~ sooo cute lah! xD love it! and hor..i very angry!!! the 7-11 website SPELL SELINA NAME WRONG!!!!! ROAR ! dey put SALINA!!! OMG! HOW CAN!!!?!?!?!?! ROAR~!! gonna sue them ler!!! make them payyy!!!!!!


June 10, 2007
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sryy arr..these few days nvr update.. okays heres the update!
SATURDAY
at night. after dinner..my daddy suddenly say wan go TOY R US. lols. he wan go find helicopter, so it like. we change den go out ler lor..left my brother at home..xD he jus came home frm a overnight fishing trip..so very tired. so we din bother him lor. and we go JURONG POINT ! wee~ my favourite place to shop. well..nth much ler..so i jus let u all see some photos i took

(actually its jus 2)

THE TOY DRUMM! so cute and cool!~

BUGS BUNNY GIRLFRIEND! soo cute!




07 June 2007 June 07, 2007
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today..very sleepy..cause i slept at wad? 2-3pm? den today woke up at 10+AM. zz. my bro lor.. go use the xi cheng ji..so noisy..wake me AND my sis up..iwake up den my brother call me go sai yi fu.. i was like thinking. thats my sister's job! but ahh wadeva la. jus do it lor. but den before i do i got go back room take thing mahh..den i saw my jie already wake up..saw her open eye.. den she quickly go close again.. think i didnt see.. stupid lor. jus dun wana do housework der.

oh yah..yesterday we received a mysterious call~ ooooo... no ghost la. jus a normal ring!ring! those type.. the funny thing is.. my father already say 11.30 mus go slp and no more com...but den me and my sis rebellious mah..so we stayed up veryyy late..chat with my cousins! hahs. dey very old lor. 1 20+ the other oso got family ler. but den still act like kids xD den after they go ler,, we still dun wan slp den we go watch MR BEAN online..and oso got many other veryyy cool movies hahs here is the link
www.tv-links.co.uk =)
oops. almost forgot abt the 'call' hahs. okay. so its like if got any loud noise and wake up my papa, we die la.and our phone call is LOUD. and worst thing is. one phone is in the hall. the other is in MY PAPA ROOM! lols. so when we heard the call, i face my sis, my eyes become WIDE. and i say,, die. after i say die, my jie jus go jump back into her bed la! STUPID! ass.onli care abt herself der. I STILL NID TO SETTLE THE COMPUTER LA! selfish mans. den i quick close the laptop der screen and quick back into bed..den after the phone hang up ler, we wait for 10mins den go back watch..den like abt 2pm+ ler i suddenly dun wan watch ler..so we go slp ler lor. lols.

andohyah. BAD NEWS =(
the two happy things i mentioned in my last posts? remember? both cancelled. the sentosa thing cause..my daddy that day nid work..actually, my daddy can go take the tickets den give us, we go der. but without my daddy,, no feel right..so we say dun wan lor..

and the jieMEI outing. actually.not cancel la. is cause kellyn cannot go..den dey decide we go 1st..den next week we go with her.. :D good plan..problem is. i cant go out so many times..broke+my mummy dun like me keep go out lahh..so the 1st date i din go..so now is wait for next week der lor..so okok la.. not very sad..lols.

byes for now~

PS. i jus opened my mail. LISHAN CHALLENGE ME TO POOL SEH! lols. muhahaha. my bro is pro pool-er..i got take 'special' lessons der hor.. u=die...MUAHAHAH


06 June 2007 June 06, 2007
and oh yeah. i just linked LAOZHABOR! wee~ shes sooo funny. if can choose xiaxue or laozhabor to be the best blogger in SINGAPORE, i will choose LAOZHABOR! shoo xiaxue! xD

go see! the SHREK 3 POST! got something damn funny! xD


June 06, 2007
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wee~ tomolo is the day! WEE~~~ =)) hope dun rain xD den can playplay more funn =)

byee~


05 June 2007 June 05, 2007
oh fark! i'm damn pissed right now.

i jus realised how mani JERKS & BITCHS there are in the maple AND audition world. EXAMPLE.

i was pqing(the stage where u nid to go into the portals and hit the boxes to get the passes) and suddenly my mom calls. stop playing and come help me. i shout. allright. give me a minute. den in the chatbox.
i say

ME:hey i gtg. sryy guys.
the party:wth? why did u come pq if u gtg?
ME:hey. this is a last minute thing allright.?! i cant help it!
the party:wadever la. jus say if u dun wanna do it la.
-end-

AND HELL AM I PISSED. i jus pressed esc,up,enter. zzz..hate those ppl mans. dey pollute the maple world. and no doubt. hes probably 'scolding' me for leaving jus like that. well. who cares.

i mean like. if u were pqing and suddenly, ur mom(touchwood) has a heart attack, wad would u do? jus leave everything and run to ur mom right? will u care if someone says something similar to the above? no right. if it were me, i would jus say FUCK and logout RIGHTAWAY. i mean like. these people cant help it right? and THESE people would jus say how "IRRESPONSIBLE" and "LAZY" these people are. hey. u dont noe the whole picture, jus SHUT UP, STAY CALM AND TRY TO SALVAGE THE SITUATION! at least these people said SORRY right.

zz.. i'm REALLY PISSED. maple world is reli polluted by these people. hey GMs. get to work allright. stop fiddling with your CASH SHOP and get to catching those REAL JERKS & BITCHS. i mean. the cash shop yea. its important. its your main source of income. but once in a while, jus get up and try to see the maple WORLD allright?! fine. i tink thats abt all. i reli hope THOSE people will get their just desserts.


June 05, 2007
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i'm fine!! YAY!

bye for now~


June 05, 2007
UPDATES !

urgh..not feeling well...sniff* i'm having a cold..hopefully it will go away before the date with jieMEIs.. urghh..

byee for now..


04 June 2007 June 04, 2007
UPDATES !

i changed my blogskin ler! nice? i tink it suits the songg..Nobody's home..by avril..well..explore for yourselves!!

bye for now!


June 04, 2007
UPDATES !

the quiz i was sabo-ed by abirami.. ROAR!

but hey! wait! i tink i did it before!!
hey YEAH! HERE IT IS! =)yeahh..saved me from killing more brain cells. =)

7 things that make me smile
1) doing shan shi! - doing kind acts
2) my parents very concerned abt mii
3) got audition to playy
4) got maple to playy
5) got games tuu playy
6) have a room of my own!
7) daydreamin'

7 expectations to win my heart.
1) treat me veli veli gd
2) treat me frenns veli veli gd
3) buy loadsnloads of things for mii
4) celebrate my b'dae with surprise party!
4) treats!
5) chocolates!
6) onli makes me smile, never make me cry.
7) respects me.

7 people i believe in
1) mummie
2) daddie
3) sis
4) kor
5) me!
6) gann jie, laopo, camellia, xinnyi, zie, caiLing!
7) mr koh??!?!?!?!?

7 things i am afraid of
1) being left alone
2) the dark.....
3) ghost! woooooooo
4) nobody lubbs mii?
5) skoolwork...
6) being ignored
7) myself.

7 things i do everyday
1) no nid 7...3 nia..
2) eat
3) sleep
4) shit
5) =P
6) tt enough detailed
7) for u ppl??

7 ppl i want to see now
1) humans
2) pri skool chers'!
) pri skool ppl!4) gann jie n' meis
5) laopo
6) sec skool chers'
7) ppl who sell sweets =P

7 ppl i choose to do this:
GAN Jie
Joeslyn
Laopo
Cai Ling
xf
kx
ANYONE

YAY! done! in one minute! xD
happy abirami? x)

byes for now! (i tink i will change my blogskin again! x))


June 04, 2007
UPDATES.

family problems. dunn wanna talk abt it ler.

plus

class issues. seems to be pulling us apart. i dun wana that to happen. wad happened to the 2e5 o7' 's bond? dun break this...please. its the best thing i have ever felt in my life. nth beats having a good class and frens to talk and discuss things HAPPILY..please. dun break it..please. i reli dunn wanna lose this little piece of happiness. anytime i feel unhappy. the next day, coming to see soonkeng and tanray with their quotes, the malay girls with their laughter, the malay boys planning how to trick me and other ppl..the chinese girls with their jokes..it realli cheered me up. please guys. this is jus a passing thing. jus let it go. the harder you hold on to it. the more it breaks my heart.

HOWEVER>>>

got 2 pieces of GOOD NEWS!

1 > end of month 30 june! GO BEACH! wee~ and is family der!! YAY. I LOVE SCS (dad's company) dey always give such outings! make us come closer! =) lookin forward to that!

2 > THURSDAY7juneo7'!!! FINALLY!!! date with jieMEIS! =)) weehee~ finally finalised! wee!! lookin forward to that too!!!!!!!

HAPPY THINGS> HERE I COME!!!


03 June 2007 June 03, 2007
here it is!

i am trying to figure out how to put this on my blog..



June 03, 2007
UPdates..

was surfing around my friends' blogs and saw THIS at camellia's blog..decided to play around with it..was kinda fun..jus that i din have a good theme.. =x

now you'll REALLY noe my name..huh?
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I LOVE THE BEACH ME!(:
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wow! I CANT BELIEVE I'M A SUPERSTAR!
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don eat me! =x
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LOVE YA GUYS GIRLS!
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i love u ppl...relii dunn wanna separate....
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BLING BLING~
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jus watched School Of Rock. hm. so it explains this :
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GINGY~ in SHREK!
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wad? it IS chained by a chain isnt it?
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actually i cant find singapore at1st. den i surf abit more den find der! YAY!
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love mother...nature!
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this star is sooo cute! =)
Visual Poetry - ImageChef.com

theres another one..but i post on another one ok?
bye for now!


June 03, 2007
UPDATES !

today..is talk abt yesterday der stuff..=x

yesterday~
whole day cleann aircon! damn dirty mann...zz..lols.. we cleann finish papa der, den clean our der..den after finish our der..cleann korkor der..but den korkor der i nvr cleann..he so cb lor! always go out den dunwan do housework..he see us cleanin denn faster chao! walau! wad kind of brother is him! ahh wadeva. back to the story..after cleann korkor der den can rest liao..heng the outside der not very dirty..not always use..den after clean ler right...SO COOL!! lols. everytime we nid put 18degreeC den cold..now 23degreeC oso can very very cold ler! yays!

den after tat..mummy very tired..dun wan cook..soooooo we order KFC! my daddy der favourite! lols. yumyum..den oso watch pirate of carribbean..curse of black pearl..almost forgot to watch sia..heng we surf channel den miao dao der.. ok..so now nid remind me..(LOOK HERE) SUNDAY(10/6) got shrek 2! MUST WATCH!


01 June 2007 June 01, 2007
the lame-o jokes i promised! =)

1)什麼人不會得失憶症?

答:馬德里,因為馬德里不思議

2)什麼卡通人物最樂心助人?

答:多啦A夢 因為他常常伸出援手(圓手)

3) 什麼動物容易跌倒?

答案:狐狸
因為狐狸狡猾 (脚滑 )

4) 爲啥煙火打不到星星
因為星星會(閃)阿

5) 甚麼書不能讀?! 秘書!!!^_^
6) 什麼雞跑最快? 答:麥克雞 麥克雞塊(快)

7) 企鵝ㄉ肚子為什是白的?
~~~~~~因為手太短嚕 只能洗到肚子

8) 小明很喜歡看恐怖的書
有一天,他到書店 他問店員,有沒有最恐怖的書,
店員說有,要1000千塊,小明它只有帶800,店員說沒關係,
我賣你800,店員說:不可以翻開最後一頁因為超恐怖的
小明當然不聽,他回家之後,很小心的翻開最後一頁,
結果上面寫,定價5元!!
結果他就嚇死了

9) 肯德基and麥當勞誰比較大
A:肯德基(因為肯德基是爺爺
麥當勞是叔叔)
10) 有一天小明按這也痛按那也痛
後來他就去醫院給醫生檢查並照X光
醫生就說檢查報告以出來
小明就問結果怎樣
醫生就說你是手指痛
所以按這也痛按那也痛

11)有一天,有三個外國人,第一個會講:[我們三個]第二個會講:[土司麵包]第三個會講:[還不快點].
有一天,他們去一間餐廳,
服務生問:[你們有幾人?]
第一個外國人就說:[我們三個]
服務生就說:[你們要點甚麼?]
第二個就說:[土司麵包]
服務生說:[請稍等]
第三個就說:[還不快點]
回家路上,警察攔下他們,
警察問:[你們有幾人?]
第一個外國人說:[我們三個]
警察又問:[有什麼武器?]
第二個就說:[土司麵包]
警察就說:[你們再亂說,我就要
開槍了喔!]
結果第三個就回答:[還不快點]

12) Q:杏仁姓甚麼?
A:它姓仁,因為杏仁.
(姓仁)

13)有個人去吃牛肉麵,老闆說馬上來,等到牛肉麵來時,他發現裡面都沒有牛肉,於是他走去問老闆:位什麼牛肉麵裡沒有牛肉,這時老闆冷冷的回他一句:難道太陽餅裡面有太陽嗎?

14) 有一天,媽媽就問小明說
媽媽:小明,明天要考試了,準備好了嗎?
小明:我看完了
媽媽:哇,有信心喔拿100分喔。
小明:沒有啊!我是說{我看,完了}

15) When there is a tiger , camel and snake in a room. And you only have 1 bullet to kill ONE animal. Which one would you choose to kill?
Ans. The snake. Cause u DRINK the TIGER beer and EAT the CAMEL nuts.



June 01, 2007
PHOTOS !

SCARY DER SKY ~1 SCARY DER SKY ~2 looks like something?
SCARY DER SKY ~3 look like a deformed horse! ugly me and chio jie~ ONE BIG PIC!


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